BollBashers

A discontinued website about the director, producer and writer Uwe Boll

Apr

7

Exclusive Postal Clip

By Jan

We got our hands on an exclusive clip from Uwe Boll’s forthcoming shock comedy Postal. Right click on the image and “Save as…” to download the file for QuickTime.

Click to download "postal_clip" for QuickTime.

57 Responses so far

Maybe censored from the trailer? Is as funny as scary. Too much strong humour for the people of the USA.

[...] BollBashers (via) have managed to get their hands on an exclusive clip from Uwe Boll’s forthcoming shock comedy Postal. He’s certainly got the shock part of that sorted out. [...]

when was this footage shot
was boll working on nosebleed?
did they “in the can” any footage for their movies before 9-11-01?
when is postal coming out?

[...] Comenzando con Postal, y explicando así el título de post, os recomiendo encarecidamente echar un vistazo al clip en exclusiva que han colgado los responsables de Bollbashers… vale que es de dudoso gusto, pero es tan arriesgado y soez como simpático. Que si, que es chungo de narices, pero creo que es un humor tan descarado y facilón que resulta genial y perfecto para una sesión de remordimientos. Suena a secuencia inicial censurada del nuevo trailer o del propio film… fijaos en la imagen y preparaos para decir eso de "por dios Uwe Boll, ¿en que estabas pensando?". Junto a esta escena tenemos, en la web oficial de la película, el nuevo trailer que tampoco tiene perdón de dios de lo basurilla que es. El principio apunta a que la escena de antes debería estar ahí, el resto es surrealista. Uwe Boll se la sopla y pone en boca de críticos y asociaciones americanas lo que nunca logrará escuchar. Gracias a lo que muestra y como lo muestra, y si no tiempo al tiempo, cualquier día le declaran persona non grata en los USA, aunque bueno, visto Borat (2006) o Team America (2004), tampoco es nada del otro mundo. [...]

Oh god, I really need to see this movie.. Any director who has the guts to do something like this has my attention.. Americans really won’t like it, but they do make fun of any non-american tragedy when they can…

Where, in the name of God, has come froom this man?… Look at his face on the tip right of this site. Doesn’t he looks like…. well…. a little Moroon? xD!
:P :P :P :P :P I’M SOOOO EVIL… :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

What’s wrong with the picture?

If there was to be one victim of the 9-11 attacks I wish it would of been the window washer aka Uwe Boll the most pathetic director/ producer of his generation.

SUPERDRE said: “…Americans really won’t like it, but they do make fun of any non-american tragedy when they can…”

You better watch what you say. Sure, there are bad people in every group on the planet, but you won’t find every single American laughing at the horrible things that are happening in and around the rest of the world.

I don’t care which country you’re from or what, but assuming what you’ve assumed regarding all American people shows us just how ignorant YOU are.

[...] In an effort to hype his latest project (no, not that awesome-looking Dungeon Siege thing, which I can’t wait to see), Boll has unleashed a teaser video from Postal … one that packs footage that looks a lot like a victim’s-eye-view of the 9/11 attacks. A very amusing site called Bollbashers.com is where you can see the video clip, and I guess it’ll make you either very sad or very angry at Mr. Boll. My advice would be to just watch the clip and then forget about it; Boll gets more than enough free publicity as it is. [...]

Not only is this a dumb concept. He may want to realize that they shot this the wrong way. The first plane came from the north and hit the tower behind the window cleaner..get your facts straight if you’re gonna make a movie.

[...] Uwe Boll ist ein Depp und verhunzt regelmässig Videospielverfilmungen. Aber eins scheint er doch mal richtig einzufangen: Den Zynismus der Postal-Reihe. Seht selbst. [...]

[...] digg_url = ‘http://hotair.com/archives/2007/04/09/video-postal/’;digg_topic = ‘political_opinion’; [...]

I would advise this hack to stay out of the states. If he comes to NYC, I will personally smack the cock out of his mouth. You non-americans think 9-11 was funny? Lets see you laugh when your country gets thousands murdered for for no reason. You don’t see us making slapstick tsunami films. Boll thinks tasteless violence is funny? Let me at him and Ill give him something to laugh at.

SuperDre said:
April 8th, 2007 at 11:24 pm

Americans really won’t like it, but they do make fun of any non-american tragedy when they can…
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Name one, loser. Glad to see you’re so much far advanced then the mongrels you suggest Americans are… *rolls eyes*

Holy fuck. That was actually pretty funny. Maybe just maybe this shit face director actually could pull off something good.

I hate uwe with all my guts but if this movie holds up to be what it is then he will be my newest fav director…

yes i am a american and about damn time we get something like this. People need to wake up and stop living in fear.

If you find this funny, maybe you find funny the murder of 2,996 human beings – some of whom died running INTO the inferno. Some of whom that day who lived, like Sir Rudy Giuliani, put themselves at great personal peril to defend my country America.

So you can take your filth and shove it.

When America goes to war, America liberates. We didn’t put in a conquering government in France, Belgium, Germany, South Korea, Japan, Grenada, Panama, Kuwait, Haiti, the Balkans, Afghanistan or Iraq when we won and instituted regime change. Instead, we installed democracies and civil liberties.

Maybe you need to think about THAT before you crack any more jokes about America – especially you folks from Europe.

The decadent foreigners will like it!

Whilst I don’t necessarily advocate making light of the events of 11/9 (yeah we have dates differently.), you have to remember, America have done A LOT worse things and killed A LOT more people than the 3,000 that died that day. They have slaughtered MANY innocent civilians over the course of the Afghanistan war and the Gulf war that is currently taking place.

Hiroshima anyone? Slighty more than 3,000 innnocent lives were taken that day at the hands of America. But because it happened on American soil, we all have to mourn? What about the July bombings in London 2005? Did America care? not at all.

Hiroshima anyone?

Yeah, Japan was just minding its own business and then mean old America came along and nuked them.

Whatever.

[...] That’s where Bollbashers comes in. They have a clip from the upcoming movie, showing a glimpse of what actual comedy in the movie will be like – Boll makes fun of the 9/11 crash just for laughs. [...]

I love shock comedy. I don’t care for rules. This just wasn’t funny. Where’s the set up, the tag, the humorous resolution? The only thing that even hints it’s a comedy is the plane noise and logo.

If he had said something on his phone relating to the plane, or American security, then I could see it some humor in irony.

But it’s boring.

You know what? Ever since I wasted my time on that awful “House of the Dead” pile of shit I refuse to see another Ewe Bolle film and the footage I saw here only solidifies that urge.
Firstly, the guy only makes D grade films based on video games (unless he’s done anything original that I am not aware of – I’m not a fan) and secondly, he makes D grade films that are not worth watching in my opinion. There are 8 wonders of the world now, the 8th being how this fucking idiot has a successful film career!

I can appreciate black humor – but I really don’t believe there’s anything remotely funny about what occurred on 9/11. It just goes to show how much talent Ewe Boll does NOT have that he has to play 9/11 for laughs.

Hey Ewe, it’s called Karma – look into it!

DAVEDAVE, I beg to differ on your comment about the London bombings. We Americans DID care. Our hearts as a people went out to them.

And the world doesn’t have to mourn 9/11, but people of many nationalities died that day. A bit of respect for the dead is all I would expect, and that’s not what this clip is showing.

As bad as it yes, yes America as a government has done some pretty cruel things, but most, if not all, have been without the approval of its people. The difference here is that 9/11 was perpetrated not by a government, but by radicals who hate America due to our beliefs and our interference in foreign lands.

But anyway, the London bombings were tragic, the tsunami was tragic, the Madrid bombings were tragic, and America has stepped up to help out where it could, whether it be governmentally supplied or by organizations from America.

Don’t confuse the government with the people. Especially in the case of the current administration.

America… I’m from America… Jersey even… and you know what… too many people are offended way too easily. It’s depressing that the number one view people have of this country is slack-jawed hicks who are completely lacking a brain. Not all of us are YAY AMERICANITES who only wish for everyone to be like us. It’s disgusting. I’m pretty sure we are not the only country to have a terrorist act (Ummm DUH!?) People here need to pull the dud missile out of their asses and laugh at themselves… can’t laugh at the past and can’t laugh at misery? Then damn’t just ignore it. That’s what a shit load of people do with the holocaust anyway.

“What about the July bombings in London 2005? Did America care? not at all. ”

Says who? You? Is there some competition going on who cares the most? Can you outline the rules so I can keep score on my own?

Tsunami relief: The US led the way with our two previous presidents directing the fund raising.

Earthquake in Iran: despite tense relations between our two nations the US stepped up and airlifted boatloads of supplies into the region in the aftermath.

When natural disasters hammer some distant land the US is the first to step up with the most.

Yes, Iraq is a clusterfuck and a foreign policy blunder of unprecedented proportions. Countless cvillian casualties have ensued becasue our intept president and his clueless advisers could not predict what any scholor of foreign policy could have see coming. Do not confuse THAT with the level of care Americans in general have for others.

So many non-Americans either berate America for NOT doing the right thing (Darfur anyone?) or doing the wrong thing (Iraq) while their own governemtns do NOTHING AT ALL but sit on their asses (AKA “arses”) and attack those who take action.

This trailer/clip is designed to do one thing: generate buzz and outrage for Bolls latest abortion of a film. When it airs and the general public learns of it he’ll get more PR then ever before. It makes me sick. It is not funny. How about a episode of Dr Who that uses a tube bombing for comic effect? You think the beeb would do that?

[...] Postal 11 . - ( , !) - . [...]

DaveDave WTF are you on about?

America was attacked by the Japanese first if I remember correctly, and the use of atomic weapons prevented the million + deaths predicted from invading Japan and the WW3 that would have resulted if Stalin had been unchecked in Europe.

I’d like to remind you that most of the casualties from the current wars in the middle east are from IRAQI ON IRAQI violence, ditto afghanistan.

I would go on but you’re so full of shit, and don’t try and pull the 7/7 card, it was bad but nowhere near the scale of 9/11. Its tits like you that make me hate the amount of anti-americanism in Britain (as I presume youre British).
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Oh yeah, and Uwe Boll should be punched in the gut.

DAVE,

So you know how Americans feel?

How many American soldiers have died to liberate countries? On D-Day alone we lost more than that. I guess that little thing at Pearl Harbor (we weren’t in the war then, remember) … nevermind, just sit there and let folks keep bombing. Get a pair.

As far as the Gulf War… how many innocents have been killed by terrorists there?

How do you think the sailors got back to the UK?

Because we let six guys go. Did you think it was diplomacy? Or do you call us looking like asses for the UK dialogue? We did things for those guys we didn’t even do for our own… but how can I expect you to understand that.

Don’t ever try to drive a wedge between the UK and US… got it.

And what kind of dumbass would think we didn’t care when London was bombed, or Spain, or France’s weeks of burning, or beheadings in Indonesia, the fighting in the Sudan and Philippines… etc. I guess all that was caused by our shadow government.. since the US is the enemy. You need to wake up… People that strap bombs to their kids and crash planes into buildings don’t give one damn about you…

People have natural disasters… where do they turn? We host the UN and pay 24% out of the whole globe, even though they treat us like crap. You keep wishing us ill, I tell you what… if we ever go, we’ll go by kicking it and taking names house to house. You’ll never see another country like America… I promise you that.

Do me a favor… Start at the Barbary Coast and work your way to the present re: American History.

[...] Uwe’s latest little “thing”, a Skit for his latest “Postal”, has fuelled the rage inside me even more. What the hell is this guy on? He’s basically tried to do a sting that revolves around a joke based on the 9/11 incident, and I for one find it utterly appalling. Again, perhaps moreso because its Uwe Boll than it being a badly executed joke. You can catch the link to the clip HERE, but be warned, its not really for the feint hearted. [...]

The only things we all need to remember are:
1) Uwe Boll is a crap director, and
2) He’s a total cunt.

lol tragedy

When America goes to war, America liberates.

Unless of course you’re illegally invading a country like oh, say, Iraq?

Instead, we installed democracies and civil liberties.

Um, you mean like installing the Taliban in Afghanistan when they won against the Russians due to Amercian financing? Or along with the UK installing Saddam Hussein in as a western puppet in Iraq (that went well didn’t it)?

americans funded the ira for years, those good old irish boys blowing up the evil english n that was fine, now some twat starts blowing them up and they suddenly start hating terrorists…. hmmmmm

Uwe Boll has been unable to make a decent movie within the span of his career. The only thing I respect him for is when he beat the shit out of that critic. However, that respect was lost with this trailer. I can find humor in just about anything… but it’s too soon. It was less than six years ago. The whole country is still basically mourning. Chances are the movie won’t get published here (in America), but you never know. Either way, it most likely won’t do well. Not even entirely because of it’s content, but because of Boll’s not-so-stellar track record. I mean, come on! House of the Dead? Was it really necessary?
Either way, I don’t want to get too far into the political side of it, but either way, I think he crossed the line…. Not in an edgy way, but in an asshole way.

sandy : Please read up on your history lessons or the very least demand your school money back.

OMFG! Cant wait to see this pice of art!

Why didnt the window washer try to fend the airplane off? What a coward….

I remember him saying that his favorite TV moment of all time was the 9/11 attacks. Here is a link to that article.

http://tv.ign.com/articles/712/712604p1.html

Now, to be completely fair, yes, America is THE country in the world that gives the most charity when other countries are damaged or so. The problem about that, though, is that it’s a really bad way of looking at it. Look at it as a percentage of GDP. Even though America gives a damn lot, it’s possible because it makes three times as much money as Japan, who makes a lot more than the third place.

If we look at how America gives money to developing countries, we see this:

http://www.vexen.co.uk/countries/charity.html

Countries such as Denmark, Sweden, Norway, and Netherlands all give more than 0,7 % of their GDP to developing countries. The US gives a bit more than 0,1 % of their GDP, and at the same time 90 % of their aid is tied to purchase of their products. That’s kinda counter-productive, and doesn’t help at all.

*cough* back on topic

Uwe Boll doesn’t have a sense of humour… So just damn ignore him instead of this futile complaining about him.

Car accidents kills way more people .. I’ve seen tons of jokes with them. If you can’t laugh at stupidity, you’re stupid yourself.

JUST FOR THE RECORD! All these Americanites to not speak for me! I’m allowed to have my own opinion cause I have free will and I’m not controlled by the monster in office! I HAVE MY OWN VOICE! My voice says laugh at the past!

I’m an American, and most of us don’t really hold 9/11 sacred or anything by this point. Hell, we just hit the 5-year anniversary last year and I didn’t hear anybody mention it.

That said, my problem with this is that there is no joke in this clip. You can joke about 9/11, that’s fine. Hell, tribute.avi stands as a testament to the ability of fast motion and Yakkety Sax to make anything funny. Boll’s not even doing that, though. What we have here is just “HEY GUYS LOOK IT’S 9/11 WOO GETTIN EDGY UP IN HERE” Sorry Boll, but coasting on shock humor still requires you to include, you know, humor.

For all of you who think this “movie” is going to be funny, you’re all a bunch of ignorant shut-ins who have absolutely NO IDEA about true suffering and pain. The families that have lost their loved ones from 9/11, Columbine, terrorist acts, war, and senseless violence across the globe KNOW PAIN AND SUFFERING! To make a mockery of their loss and their life proves how ignorant, de-sensitized, and compassionless you are to humanity.

It sickens me beyond end to know their are people who find this apathetic mockery of life to be “entertaining.” Step out of your black, heartless fantasy world behind your PC and open your spoiled, undeserving eyes to the reality of life and I guarantee this glamorized garbage won’t make you laugh. It will make you vomit.

[...] The internet went ballistic over a teaser clip from schlock director Uwe Boll’s coming film adaptation of schlock video game Postal. The clip seems to poke fun at the 9/11 attacks in a hamfisted, stupid way. A truly talented person can find humor in any tragedy. But is Boll, who directed the film versions of BloodRayne and House of the Dead, that kind of talent? The answer, clearly, is no. Boll disagrees. [...]

That’s some good stuff.

If you have a problem with it don’t see it, but please spare the thinking among us your stupid comments about banning it. Its freedom of speech, get over it…It does look funny. If it’s based on the game, it should be a hit…

I can only hope they have some sort of gorilla marketing scheme that will involve NYPD’s bomb squad and national news coverage…

“For all of you who think this “movie” is going to be funny, you’re all a bunch of ignorant shut-ins”

I find your self-righteous anger to what a free person finds funny both tragic and grotesque. The fact that you would willingly deprive someone the right to free speech because you have some sort of moral problem with what’s said is anti-American.

Perhaps you should sit down and examine the reasons why you feel you deprive people of their rights to satisfy your moral values…

Very poor form…

To all of you who obviously hate America, what are you talking about?

I find it very amusing when people espouse a love for “free speech” but then also condemn someone’s opinion because it runs counter to theirs. It’s also interesting how those who don’t like this video state their opinion while everyone else tells them how stupid they are. Who here says Uwe Boll should be deprived of his rights? Some people have the opinion that this is disgusting and heartless, hardly a stretch if you step outside your own worldview and try to see things from another perspective. What’s the point of free speech if you can’t disagree. Oh, and God forbid someone form an opinion based on their moral values. Only idiots and zealots have those, right? What’s really self-righteous is saying that anyone who doesn’t like this is an American tool, and ending your posts with “very poor form…” Could you be more pretentous?

Sure, this clip is not funny at all. I starting to suspect that it was edited by someone on purpose. Watch, if you can, the entire intro, not just the end (witch is this one). Uwe presented it at a talk in germany. It is actually quite funny, mocking the terrorist and their retarded fundamentalist beliefs. Plus, it gives you a bit of an insight of why he made the movie…
http://breakpoint.untergrund.net/torrents/BP07_Seminar_UweBoll_GamesToMovies_XVID.avi.torrent
Its a torrent, and it downloads very fast. The full intro is near the end, but the entire talk is very interesting.

I’ve uploaded the whole sequence as a cut-out of the breakpoint seminar here, so anyone can make their own decissions about it:

=> http://xirror.com/spread/57888454/PostalIntro.avi.html

It seems that the audience liked it.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

look at the americunts get their panties in a bunch.

It’s just a movie by a shitty director. Get over it.

Everyone is getting way to serious about this. This guy is notorious for making piss poor movies and having no taste. So just take it for what it is a crappy director trying to get his name known. He is like a little kid acting out. Anyways I see no reason for people to hold a grudge over us. I guess it is to easy to stereotype. If I went by stereotypes I would just assume that all Brits are stuck up and have bad teeth. Oh and they wear red coats.

“America at it’s best”

Well, I don’t see what people are complaining about, if you don’t like the movie, just don’t see it. There’s no need for all these arguments and insulting. Neither is there any need for insulting Uwe Boll, he’s a good directer, he may not have made many good films in some peoples opinions but he is still a director and I’m sure that he can do a better job that a majority of people in both the UK, USA or anywhere else in this world. He made a film about a major event sure, but if we keep making such a huge deal out of it all the time then the terrorists have won. I personally am looking forward to this film, I hope it’s as good as the advertisements look. Peace out.

Sorry, not major event, just had humor from major events.

Yea, about the pain and suffering part…I lost friends and family members in the 9/11 attacks, and I still find this “amusing”.

[...] The internet went ballistic over a teaser clip from schlock director Uwe Boll’s coming film adaptation of schlock video game Postal. The clip seems to poke fun at the 9/11 attacks in a hamfisted, stupid way. A truly talented person can find humor in any tragedy. But is Boll, who directed the film versions of BloodRayne and House of the Dead, that kind of talent? The answer, clearly, is no. Boll disagrees. In his response to criticism over the clip, Boll self-righteously calls his film a “necessary wake-up call” and compares it to Monty Python’s masterpiece, Life of Brian. That’s right, a movie based on an utterly boring video game is in the same league as one of the greatest comedy touchstones in history. [...]

Sonykller – Mekingcola is right. Don’t you all just love when people insult everyone who doesn’t agree with their opinion? It’s amazing how little some people know about the right to freedom of expression, while they staunchly wave the flag in a wind of self righteousness. Be thankful that not everyone shares your opinion. That is SUPPOSED to be what democracy is all about.

SVCAlumnus – I can only assume you do not live here in NYC as I do, since you referred to the man who sabatoged the communications systems used by the fire dept on 9/11 by allowing a “single bid” contracter to provide non working equipment, and who thought it was OK to destroy the crime scene at Ground Zero by approving the removal and sale of significant sections of the World Trade Center as “scrap metal” within days of the collapse, and who has since lied about how much time he spent at Ground Zero, and who has since mercilessly run on the “9/11″ platform as “Sir Rudy Guliani.” There is NOTHING noble about this man. He simply knows how to exploit any situation for photo opportunities. The more you know about Guliani, the more you learn what a ghoulsih hypocrite he is. But that is just my opinion, and apologies if you are a fellow New Yorker.

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